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Story Stomp

When you are conversing with a group of friends about a meaningful topic and the insecure, needy friend comes in and starts discussing non meaningful and completely unrelated topics as a way to regain the attention of the group.
Friend 1: So I think I might have the Cancer. I'm waiting for my test results to come back.

Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---

Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.

Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.
by Qufad January 25, 2015
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stomp on men

what feminists say when men are just being idiots
person 1: OMG i hate men so much!!
person 2: ikr? we should do something
person 3: just stomp on men! easy ;)
by oh heck nah November 21, 2022
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Ho Stomping

When you get pissed at a male or female friend for being a complete retard before a large group of people.
Girl: Did you see him? I was ho stomping him for a week.

Boy: Bitch. Oh my god, you do that one more time I swear to god i will be ho stomping you until I die.
by Ho Stomper June 18, 2010
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Ronful Stomp

The utter domination of your forces in a battle.
"BRO YOU JUST GOT RONFUL STOMPED"
by aitomic December 9, 2021
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Glob Stomping

Why are so many people Glob Stomping me today?
by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011
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Minnesota Stomp Cock

Getting your Urethra filled in with fresh snow and then getting your penis stomped on by steel-toed boots.
Bon Jovi got the old Minnesota Stomp Cock treatment for being late to lineups.
by Ryan9877654 March 31, 2021
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Blaffle Stomp

When you receive a blumpkin while in the shower and then you waffle stomp the shit down the drain.
“Dude, I hopped in the shower and received a blaffle stomp”
by Garrick_Robidue March 25, 2024
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