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how to steal a laptop

bang chan disapproves anyway.
a lot of stays decided to search on how to steal a laptop but instead to see this.
by averynotfunnyclown July 9, 2020
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steelville

The crappiest place in the world to live. Overrun by hillbillies and hicks, the social classes are nearly flipped here. Farmers have more prestige than intellectuals.
Steelville
by Steelville Citezen September 9, 2010
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The Ole' Felati-Steal

Two Kleptomaniacs that always work in pairs, not only deriving a thrill from their ill-gotten goods, but also performing oral sex upon one another before fleeing the scene.
Person 1: ''Adam and Nicky just got shit canned because of their constant thieving and pole smoking antics....''


Person 2: ''Ah, the ole' Felati-Steal you say...''
by fear the factory April 9, 2009
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steal your thunder

It means to steal your glory, attention or applause.
When I sang that solo I didn't mean to steal your thunder!
by Annabee November 5, 2013
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Peter Steele

The frontman for Type O Negative unfortunately died of heart failure on April 14, 2010.

R.I.P. Peter Steele, the Black No. 1
by TypeFan June 14, 2010
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steal an attack walrus

To do something completely unnecessary yet totally awesome, even if it's a bit more difficult than the alternative..
I didn't need to escape the enemy base on a rocket while it exploded in the background. One of the numerous cars would have worked fine. But at some point we all must choose between what is right and what is awesome. At some point we all must choose to steal an attack walrus.
by Haragorn August 22, 2009
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steal a mirror

First used in Kurt Vonnegut's book, Breakfast of Champions, this phrase means roughly, "to take a leak."

"Sometimes somebody would say in his presence, 'Excuse me, I have to take a leak.' This was a way of saying that the speaker intended to drain liquid wastes from his body through a valve in his lower abdomen.

And Trout would reply waggishly, 'Where I come from, that means you're about to steal a mirror.'"
Guys, I'll be back in a second. I've gotta go steal a mirror.
by j0hnb0n April 13, 2007
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