Show Stalking

(v) - When an actor/actress in a recurring role from a show you watch appears in a recurring role in a second show you watch without warning

Guy 1: "Heroes is looking good this season, huh?"

Guy 2: "Yea, except Madeline Zima is show stalking me now."

Guy 1: "Woah, creepy"

Guy 2: "She was good in Californication, hopefully she'll be good in Heroes too. Either way I'll make sure to lock my windows and be careful what I watch."

by Master Exploder 69 September 23, 2009

Candle Sticking

The act of having dental floss tied around your penis while someone pulls on it with the're teeth.

Dude My Cock is raw after a good candle sticking

by White Hunter April 28, 2011

Cumas stocking

The act of Santa cuming in your stocking

George:I got toys and candy in my stocking! What'd you get?
Craig: i got a cumas stocking, fuck you santa......

by Greenday256 December 15, 2012

snow sticking

That awkward moment when you stick your stick in the snow

Im going snow sticking with my mittens

by Hampster7314 January 22, 2014

corn stalking

When two men stand back to back with their ass cheeks gently touching while reaching around and stroking the other man's cock.

"Hey dude, after the gym do you want to take a shower together and maybe do some corn stalking?"

by cornstalker69 June 29, 2017

smacking pee-pees

A term used in the Marine Corps that occurs when someone is usually in a lot of trouble. Sometimes, the person isn't even in much of a shit sandwich, but gets harshly corrected for a small mistake, usually in front of many others. Simply put, punishing someone.

Hey Lieutenant Smith, did you see Lieutenant Schmuckatelli getting his pee-pee slapped by the Captain? Yeah, he is constantly smacking pee-pees.

I swear, if I see one more Marine wearing the uniform improperly, I'm gonna start smacking pee-pees.

by rchristopherc August 21, 2008

Light Stalking

The act of spying, snooping and keeping track of something or someone without direct contact or revealing your obsession/psychotic tendencies.

I might have to drive by his house and do a little light stalking!

by Diet Coke 819 October 15, 2009