Sloppy Turtle

Something characterized by qualities similar to that of the Florida soft shell turtle, namely a revolting physique, distinct lack of personal hygiene, and miserably aggressive personality.

Stop harassing the children and eating their lunches you Sloppy Turtle!

by Marcie211 October 9, 2014

The Sloppy B

When someone is so fat you can hear it. usually when pronouncing a word with a B, the persons cheeks fill up with air before sloppily delivering the sound of it. A good example can be found in a lot of Eric Cartman monologues and dialogues. This is achieved in its utmost glory when accompanied by sloth-like gluttony and maybe a marlboro red. If you should ever text this, the correct spelling to represent a fat persons B is (B!). this implies the cheeks have swollen with air and pelted its recipient with verbal obesity.

I almost died when I heard that fat bitch speak! she had The Sloppy B's flowin!

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

sloppy seconds

when you have sex with a girl that just recently had sex and hasn't had time to clean out their pussy,

Dude i was with this girl at a party, i was about to put it in her pussy but i realized i was getting sloppy seconds!

by Casey Smith January 3, 2008

sloppy seconds

Pussy that's been humped less than 12 hrs before you get it.

I'm always getting sloppy seconds from my wife.

by know the toe September 19, 2003

Sloppy D

When a females dumper is so outrageously large it tends to look like a sloppy mess.

That stripper had such a sloppy d it shook like 20 pounds of jello.

by daking May 26, 2005

slopped

adj. the stage of drunkeness usually occuring AFTER being knelt. usually occuring after that 11th or 12th shot of whatever liquor ur dumbass has been constantly sippin on all damn night thats stronger than 80 proof.

1: you was knelt last night wasn't you?....dumbass!
2: fuck that dawg i was so fuckin' slopped last night i don't remember leaving (or in my case a lot of the time) going TO the club!!!

by BIG TX Jon August 24, 2005

sloppie glove

(v) The art of taking a just-used condom and slapping it on a girl's face while holding onto the tip.

Yeah I gave your MOM a sloppie glove!!!

by Floyd GP October 13, 2005