soap opera glasses

A way to discribe the interst you take in something, the way you might take interest in a soap opera can explain how you view some other interaction. It could be overhearing a conversation, watching others from a window, following a tabloid publication or a public personality. Given how the platform for communication has become the enormity that it now is, our ability to view has amplified and those sqare eyes that those of us were promised if we sat too close or watched too much TV has become a thing of truth as the world is viewed through a screen. The affluent would view their theatrical experiences from the boxes through opera glasses. The multi platfomed entertainment/media allows us to peer through into places denied us in prior times. So our ability to view life down the lense and how we view what we see in a certain respect can be viewed as seeing through or wearing soap opera glasses

Depp v heard! I eggerly awoke each morning to tune in and follow the Depp X Heard trial, watching every live stream through soap opera glasses.

by Mistress Scarlett March 9, 2023

credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.

Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.

by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025

soaps dad

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did you mean milk?

by furrykitty July 3, 2022

Soap Ear

Soap Ear is one of the kindest human beings ever, with a brain and heart so big it's hard to believe, they have such a pretty face as well that its hard not to stare! They also know just what to say, they have awsome music taste as well as awsome fashion and movie taste, they truly are unforgettable.

"Woah, that person is such a soap ear!"

by Lacey lullaby December 13, 2025

Soap for Christmas

Getting a bar of soap for Christmas indicates that you should wash up.

“Why’d I get soap for Christmas??”

“Because you shall have a wash.”

by raunchyraul December 27, 2021

Soap Manoeuvre

When you drop the soap in prison, but you lie down and pick it up instead of bending over, so nobody puts their sausage up your cookie, because I heard that happens.

Jen: I had to do the Soap Manoeuvre, because Dirty Jim was by me, with a creepy smile.
Beth: Why did you not tell me before?
Fight: *occurs, cause this is prison*

by LegitimateUD January 8, 2020

toilet soap

When youre on the toilet and you bust a nut so hard it starts bubbling like soap

bro i just shit myself when i pulled a toilet soap!!!

by toiletsoap May 30, 2025