pole smoker

A dumbass whom serves no other purpose but to suck dick.

Usually your boss.

by ... January 17, 2004

smokehouse

A nickname for a dark skinned man with a long penis. Named because his schlong looks like a sausage that one would find hanging in a smokehouse.

Man, Smokehouse over der picking at his feets again.

by biffula December 27, 2007

Ethiopian Smoker

a Ethiopian Smoker is a term used to describe a fart that is so horrifyingly bad to smell the person who ushered it into existence can smell the fart in full detail comparing to the smell of a 3rd world country hence the term "Ethiopian Smoker"

"I swear to god if one more kid in this class does an Ethiopian Smoker I am leaving the class."

"hey did you hear about Johnny? he is in the hospital because he had a horrible Ethiopian Smoker."

"did you know Communist countries use Ethiopian Smokers as a form of torture?"

by African Wantiki January 23, 2017

smoke

To kill.

Smoke that fool!

Someone got smoked last night.

by nokianinja October 7, 2002

Smoke Dick

When a drug addict trades sexual favors for drugs (esp. crack)

She will smoke dick for a twenty piece

by LIZZY0759 August 7, 2011

smokeage

A vague indication of anything that may be smoked, usually in reference to marijuana. Could refer to pot itself, or the bong, or a spliff, or any other smokeable.

Dude, who's got smokeage?

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

smoke a ham

Using a small bathroom/restroom/public stall for emptying your bowels. Taking a shit and smelling up the entire area.

Dude, I think that burrito is finally fighting back. I gotta go smoke a ham.

by BigEasyMoney August 24, 2007