woah snap

similar to "oh snap"
a shocked reaction to something someone said

So she was all, "Your mom!" And I was all, "Woah snap!"

by Colin "Awesome" Mochrie February 26, 2007

snap a rat

A solid bowl moment; to expunge the body of solid waste via the anus.

Man I had to snap a rat something fierce. Joey had been denied a bathroom break all day. He had to snap a rat so bad he could taste it.

by Sparky 145 November 13, 2007

snap the sponge cake

Snapping the sponge cake is when you snap the bikini bottom of a hot babe so her ass giggles like a sponge cake. This term was popularized in the 2006 movie Surf School.

hey bra, wanna snap the sponge cake?

by Mrs. Choksondik December 20, 2010

slapsturbate

The act of high-fiving oneself.

Beth was alone when she found out the good news, so she decided to slapsturbate.

by zomby w00f November 17, 2010

Snap, Snap, Stomp

Verb.) The action of agreeing with someone concerning a diss that's pretty bad ass to a person that is of ghetto or ignorant nature.

Girl 1.) That girl was really running her mouth. What you gonna do about that

Girl 2.) Imma shut her down with a Snap, Snap, Stomp just to show her she aint all that

Girl 1.) damn. she need it

by that one girl you heard of June 29, 2011

snapbrag

The practice of bragging via the photo application Snapchat. Examples include snapping new purchases/gifts, copious amounts of expensive alcohol, or vacation. Snapbraggers will often send snapchats to people they aren't remotely close to just to brag about their fabulous life.

Person A: Hey, did you get Chelsea's snap of her new car?
Person B: Nah, I deleted her. Sure we went to grade school together, but she was sending me like 5 snapbrags a day from her vacation in Hawaii so I had to cut her loose.

by therecipe June 28, 2013

slapsterbating

The erotic slapping of the genitals with the intentions to ejaculate.

Diedra is in to wild things. Her foreplay consists of her partner sensually slapsterbating her Clitorus maximus.

by horny narwhale March 6, 2015