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Smolt

The action of one lighting their penis on fire, typically by using a form of lighter fluid or gasoline, in the effort to burn off ones pubic hairs, rather than shaving.
"My penis was like a forest, but after a round of smolting it was all gone!"
by Clxotn May 11, 2024
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Smolt

The act of one lighting their own genitals on fire in the act to remove their pubic hairs, rather than the traditional shaving.
"Yeah, I smolted yesterday."

"How is it healing?"

"Its gone."
by Clxotn May 15, 2024
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Smolden Sackgrab

When you grab the sack of a femboy, and proceed to castrate them. Then you eat the balls with barbecue sauce. six to eight hours later you stew your feces with slow cooked pork and feed it back to the "Smolden"
Mitchell and I performed the Smolden Sackgrab together, he loved it
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Smolletted

Faking a racist incident for media publicity.
Samantha smolletted herself to gain clout online.
by TheTechBoy June 26, 2024
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Smollyguasto

Someone who likes braiding dyeing their armpit/pubic hair matching colors
Person one: “did you hear about the smollyguasto community?”

Person 2: “what the hell is a smollguasto?”

Person 1: “someone who dyes and braids their ass hairs, yknow, a smollyguasto!”
by captaincheezee February 29, 2024
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Smolhaj

A smoler version of the famed blahaj

Great for travel, smol kids, and smol hugs.
Yesterday we went to IKEA and I got a smolhaj!
by Dark_Galaxy March 4, 2024
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smollywaggle

When a dog has a very small tail and waggles it
"Dude that dog has such a smollywaggle!"

"Aww look! The kitty has a smollywaggle!"
by *chokes on a dog toy* March 16, 2024
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