Simonas 

Lithuanian on steroids, that's basicly him.

Fuck it's simonas

Simonas by Gayagyagay February 5, 2020

Simona Mackie 

A child who loves carrots and carrot farms.

She is chop it off. She is a girlboss.

Simona Mackie gets turned on my marshmallows.

Simona Mackie by lizzywaterman September 7, 2021

Simon and Garfunkel Shit 

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “

I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.

Simon and Garfunkel Shit by Pheecees August 4, 2022

Simon Trepanier 

Simon Trepanier is the absolute perfect man amoung men. Typically a french man. He is very kind hearted and genuwine. He is the type of man you can spend the rest of your life with and never get bored . Someone so incredibly easy on the eyes, that you never want to turn away. Brillient and sexy

I am in love with Simon Trepanier

Simon Trepanier by OntarianGold August 29, 2010

simonne 

A shower, preferably in a fraternity house with a member of the opposite sex.

I took a simonne today, and damn did I need it!

simonne by Swift Kick to the Head November 10, 2004

Simon says 

for Catholics, a slang for the routine when the priest instructs his parishoners to either sit, stand, or kneel at different times during mass.

I'm so fucking tired of this Simon says, man.

Simon says by Julia's Gay friend May 13, 2005

Simonizing

Constantly making jokes that no one but you will ever understand.

In a sexual context might also mean 'slightly homosexual'.
For more accurate informations check 'Belgian Waffle' or 'Belgian Hipster'.

F 'Stop simonizing dude!'
S 'But I thought the BILL POSTERS joke was funny!!'
K 'NO ONE'S LAUGHING! HA!'

Simonizing by theFlavs November 10, 2012