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ServiceNow

VERB To give an insurmountable task or workload to a person(s) or team but severely restrict and/or take away the necessary resources to do the task effectively.
Holy crap, did you hear what happened to the Finance team? They totally got ServiceNow'd.
by ServiceNow October 8, 2021
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Services rendered

Do you know why the correlation between hard work and reward/success/achievement is not 1 to 1? I can explain it... If you would like...
Hym "Do you know why people are paid a static rate as opposed to a per task payment for services rendered? Well, I read an article once (I can't remember from where) about a tech company. They make video games or something. (Assuming the article was true) They decided to switch from paying an hourly wage to a 'per task completed' payment system. And what happened? Well... Productivity skyrocketed. So much so that the company could not sustain the 'per task completed' payment system. People were completing tasks ahead of schedule and working more (in general) to make as much as they could. If there was a 1 to 1 correlation between hard work and profit everyone would work as hard as possible to make as much as possible. But that isn't the case. That CAN'T be the case. The hierarchy MUST bottleneck. Sure, you can work hard. Sure, you can be promoted up. If not, you can change jobs. It doesn't have to be YOU who remains at the bottom. But I does have to SOMEONE. Every business needs bottom level labors. And it needs them INDEFINITELY otherwise businesses can't sustain themselves. The correlation between hard work and profit must remain below 1. So what is it? At your average business. It is something that must be set by business owners. You can't promote everyone who works for you. So what is it? .4? .5? I don't have the answer. But it's something do consider when taking about the national productivity rate..."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2022
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ServiceCorps

A non-governmental organization (NGO) proposed by Presidential hopeful and California communist, Kamala Harris, to promote her candidacy.

As a nod to a primary method by how she rose to prominence, Harris's promised every adult male in the United States a chance to obtain a free blowjob (oral copulation) in exchange for their vote.

In order to bring this plan into fruition and fulfill her campaign promise, Harris has proposed organizing a small army of volunteers to provide the "service" to her supporters. Hence, the "ServiceCorps."
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Hey, Kamala, I'm really impressed that you were able to rise to the top by sucking dick. I'd like to help your campaign by joining the ServiceCorps.

Hey, by the way, are you able to provide me with knee pads and ChapStick?
by Boloniano November 7, 2024
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Serviceberries

Oh man, that volleyball hit Dwight right in the serviceberries, and he is still writhing on the ground.
by R. Luxury Yacht June 15, 2024
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Serviceberries

Dwight is still writhing on the floor, in pain, after the volleyball hit him in the serviceberries.
by R. Luxury Yacht June 15, 2024
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Technology Services

Any advanced system through which human beings interact with electronic or mechanical devices.
An operating system on a computer acts as a Technology Service for a user to interact with programs and applications, as well as other computer systems.

An information technology professional provides Technology Services for common users to interface with their personal peripheral devices.
by Crailsledge September 13, 2009
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Lesser Services

Any military service that is not the U.S. Marine Corps. The Army, Navy and Air Force constitute the "Lesser Services".
I decided to join the Marine Corps rather than one of the lesser services.
by bugs1 November 13, 2011
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