by Frederick Roderick May 15, 2023
by Hernan Hernandez February 09, 2017
by Jesusballs May 27, 2014
The volcanuous eruption of semen from the genitals of a male donor a male that Is capable of registering upon a Richter scale device.
by Cashpuller420 March 03, 2023
As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.
You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome
Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips
Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips
by honneamise October 10, 2018
Oh semen berries,Not again!
by Daweson February 16, 2018
The act of violently extracting someones glass eye, and proceeding to insert ones penis into the empty socket in a vigorous jack hammering motion resulting in a raw, bloody, wet, creamy, delicious mess. Leaving the sticky socket swimming with tadpole tears.
"Have you ever had a semen socket?"
by Semen Socket July 18, 2018