bum scratch

term used to identify someone who dresses like shit to social outtings

homeboy looks like a straight up bum scratch walkin in da club with his basketball pull-away shorts on

by kanhai knights December 27, 2008

Scotch Dog

When a man and a dog do a sexual activity in a cardboard box whilst a man fucks a scotch pie in a seperate box.

"Scoot and Dave had scotch dog last night, I heard them through the wall!"

by lorraine lorraine February 6, 2008

golden satchel

when someone pees on your ball sack

joey has been given a golden satchel by carol the lunch lady

by corey July 18, 2004

scratch rash

a peson who holds up lines to purchase lottery tickets every day

The scratch rash may have found the remedy for distracting the mind from problems at hand but he is investing in despair.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Satchmo

While some slore is giving you a rusty trombone you fart into her mouth causing her cheeks to blow up big making her look like Satchmo.

Bitch was giving me a pedestrian rusty trombone so I turned her into Satchmo.

by Ken Melloy March 1, 2008

Satch

verb-satch, to satch, satching

The act of opening a beer(or other alcoholic beverage) at the beginning of a night of drinking and holding that beer for a long period of time, taking an extremely long time to finish it. Usually done to prolong the "getting drunk" process, or to hope noone notices to make you look "cool" because your holding your beer/cup of drink all night.

"Hey have you noticed that Chris has been satching that same Bud Heavy all night?"

by Nightbinger August 20, 2008

Satchith

Colloquial in South India for one who is a compulsive cheater. He has limited endowments and is often so full of himself that he becomes really fat from it. Usually found around ugly girls and tries to get them into bed by telling them he is in a rockband, whereas in reality, he eats a lot and does pot all the time. He looks like a stoned monkey most of the time.

Often abbreviated to "such shit".

Look at that douche, he's such a satchith walking around campus.

by sarkaridopot April 29, 2011