A party where many men sit around hoping for someone else to call call girls from their cell phones, when in fact none of them know any hot women. Usually, they end up participating in drunk masturbation on the internet when they get back to their dorm/apartment.
"Man, this is a total sausage fest. I'm just gonna drink my coors light and beat of to broadband porno."
by Brandon October 21, 2004
Get the sausage festmug. by Lee Henman April 1, 2003
Get the sausage-walletmug. To engage in sexual relations with a woman and instead of taking a shower afterward leaving the place of relations and meeting another woman to have her preform oral relations on you.
by Khronepsis June 3, 2011
Get the Pickeled Sausagemug. a mostly male gathering, if there are females present, they are usually taken (spoiled) or are not worthy of attention (rotten)
what a lame party! tottally sausage. well there was a rotten meat taco with extra cheese, but who hasent eaten that tonight?
by sassette March 25, 2003
Get the sausage partymug. by reptiles October 4, 2002
Get the SAUSAGE PARTYmug. by Robert Parker January 2, 2004
Get the sausage pocketmug. As Kathleen taught the class, the cool draft blew through causing her sausage nips to poke out of her faux silk blouse.
by Sallys April 19, 2006
Get the sausage nipsmug.