Sucking Candy

A small, round, hard candy that one must suck on to eat. This term is typically used by anyone over the age of 70.

Dang, my mouth is dry, I need a sucking candy.

by The Spoken Word Poet March 15, 2011

life sucks

In reviewing the general definitions given for this term
it could well be said that the word life, in the term
life sucks is an acronym meaning "losing in fucking
everything" !! Therefore, the addition of the term sucks
is appropriate!! So fuck it! Might as well laugh about
it!!

Person talking to a friend: "I just got my truck back from
the body shop and some asshole turned too soon and tore
my hood off AGAIN !! Man I can't win" !!!

Friend: "Yeah life sucks" !!!

by alaska trucker March 24, 2008

self-suck

auto fellatio; a male sucking or licking his own penis.

Chris Tanner thinks his self-suck ability may give him additional potential in the gay porn industry.

by Adam Clapp January 31, 2006

suck and duck

the act of avoiding someone who you gave a blow job.
similar to the fuck and duck.

Girl 1: Hey, didn't you blow that guy at my party last week?
Girl 2: That shit was NASTY! Better pull a suck and duck!

by Kendall Brooklyn June 16, 2008

sucks 360

When something "sucks all the way around", i.e., 360 degrees.

Sorry about your wife, man. That sucks 360. Should we go teach him some respect?

by JK@M9 March 19, 2010

suck and save

When old people suck on candy and save it for later

I only have one candy for the roadtrip, Time to suck and save

by Not The Real MOHAMED ALI April 20, 2017

Sucking the Joke

Taking a joke too seriously, being offended from an indirect joke.

Man: Feminists should just take a dick in their ass before they hate it.
Women: You know what? You're a misogynist patriarchy pig!
Man: Stop, you're just Sucking the Joke.

by 8 inches soft September 27, 2017