Skonked

Getting clobbered in the back of the head by a shirtless 7-9yr old scooter kid in a skate park.

I just got skonked by that idiot yesterday.

by milo :O July 28, 2023

stoned gallt

being very stoned in Welsh

William: Dwi'n stoned gallt met

Kegs: A fi hefyd g

by racks1 October 30, 2023

Stoned Illuminati

Telegram Channel

Hey I got that fire exotic from Stoned Illuminati!

by ThirdEyeHoz November 9, 2023

Stoneder

To be more affected by the cannabis than something or someone else

The bud from the greenhouse got me stoneder than the indoor hydro one.

I need to be way stoneder to watch that.
Relax, let’s just get stoneder for now and we’ll figure that out later.

by BGcool November 23, 2023

Stoned Bear

That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.

(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!

by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024

Sponked

Sponked (verb) is when you spank someone with a metal pole

Example: Timmy was being a jerk last night so I sponked him for 3 hours.

by Sponkyspunky December 11, 2023

Stoned Tucker

Bill Maher nickname

Bill Maher, these days pushing anti-vax contrarian nonsense, has morphed into literally any Fixed Noise presenter high on the gonja. "Stoned Tucker Carlson" if you will.

by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2024