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Liquor Store Social
John: "I was on the bus headed to the comic store today when I saw like 8 homeless dudes hanging out outside the liquor store talking."
David: "Damn, how come we didn't get invited to the Liquor Store Social?"
David: "Damn, how come we didn't get invited to the Liquor Store Social?"
Liquor Store Social by TurksAgainstVapes January 13, 2026
Stoned Bear
That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.
(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
Stoned Bear by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024