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monkey spunk 

To look so discraceful that you resemble the spunk of a monkey.
For fuck's sake, you look like some monkey spunk from the end of a monkey's penis!
Ejaculation from a males penis when he gets sexually aroused and climax's. (Whilst being played with, masturbating or during intercourse). Other words for 'Spunk' are

Cum
Sperm
Jizz
*Sam gets a toss off his girlfriend*

Sam: I've just spunked and you haven't even noticed.
Spunk by kelsos69 September 8, 2013
(noun) quality of mind showing boldness, enthusiasm, courage, energy, motivation, and determination.
Spunk Fitness
spunk by Spunk Fitness February 16, 2010

spunkbag 

"Shut up you horses spunkbag"
spunkbag by ashman November 23, 2003

spunk monkey 

A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.
I blew it all over that spunk monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!
spunk monkey by JamJam1 November 7, 2012
“She is so splunky”said Eva

“Yeah she is” said Liam
Splunky by Splunky peps February 10, 2020