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SimpleNips

A sexy god-like being who lives to entertain people. Is the kindest boy and always cares about his friends. He definitely isn't a virgin. He is reminded that he looks like Ravi off of Jessie.
xd0- SimpleNips can come get my pussy
Speedybot- last night my pussy was on fire
by SimpleNips September 25, 2019
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meat-sampler

1. A "loose" female who has become involved, sexually, with a number of male mates. Plainly, she enjoys a variety of man-meats.

2. A homosexual male who behaves in a similar manner to the aforementioned female.
Wow! Did you see Mac trying to get on all of those dudes? He's such a meat-sampler! We should call him "Meat-Samplin' Mac!"
by Saibot-Socks December 29, 2007
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Simpe

noun
The love experienced by a simp. Based on the seven subsections of platonic love.
"Gordo sacrificed his career for Lizzy McGuire. He had heavy simpe for Lizzy."
by gruchigang December 29, 2020
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Simples

Used to suggest that something is particularly easy to comprehend or uncomplicated. Communicates a greater level of simplicity than its antecedent 'simple'.

Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.

Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat.com fame.
"A comfortable victory for Liverpool at Hull City had seen the Reds climb back to the Premier League summit, but only by virtue of goal difference. Therefore, United knew a point against European-chasing team Tottenham would be enough to send them back to the top. Simples."

- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News
by the_dickie July 7, 2009
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Simpering Pantywaist

a small man-boy who smiles in a self-consious and silly manner
"Geekwad over there is a simpering pantywaist" said Biff, the bully.
by Anonymous March 21, 2003
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sampled

Eric: Weren't you supposed to go to the movies with her last night?

Mike: Yeah, I was but i got sampled.

Eric: Again? Ouch
by CincyWalk June 11, 2008
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Simoleons

Dating back to 1896 and with an unknown origin. This word is slang for "dollar"
Gime me some simoleons. Need to get a smoke.
by Aldana2008 October 20, 2008
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