Shmeesher

(noun) One who quits a feef session early, inexplicably leading to intense frustration and a life with no friends.

After an hour of mentally preparing myself for feef by sheeshing kief. this shmeesher shat on my face.

by FeefNSheeshALLDAY June 24, 2011

Shmeesha

A code word for getting drunk.

Hey Stanley, lets get shmeesha tonight!

by Loed H January 1, 2012

Shmeel

Like smell, but a gazillion times worse.

- You need a shower man, you really shmeel!
- *Something goes wrong* Aw this shmeels...

by Dobbietheelf April 7, 2013

shmeel face

When you're too baked to be described by any other word.

Stoner 1: "Yo brah, I'm too high right now."
Stoner 2: "Yeah man, you're kinda being a huge shmeel face."

by DR.GENATALIA May 23, 2016

shmeeb

unit of measurement meaning just a little bit

Can I have a shmeeb of cake please

by madsurge May 24, 2017

Shmeefy

A small deformed penis.

Omg Did you hear Chase has a Shmeefy!

No way really?

Yeah it's totally disgusting.

by f3dl1m1d October 24, 2017

Shmeek

This term is used to describe a dick. Usually a large one.

Hey Bro, I heard he has a fat shmeek.

by phattest_shmeek February 20, 2018