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Root of all evil

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019
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Hank's Root Beer

The best freakin' soda for any Eastie Beasty out there. Plus I know the guy (or my rockin friend Liam does) so I can get us hooked up!
Have you guy's ever heard of Hank's Root Beer?! It's so good and I actually know the owner.
by Meatcringe February 24, 2021
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North Korean Root Canal

You kick someone in the shin and when they inevitably bend over to grab their leg you shove your dick in their mouth.
Wendy wouldn't give me a BJ so I surprised that bitch with a North Korean Root Canal.
by Bigblackorthodontist April 6, 2024
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thick root

Girl: im so tired but i can't go to sleep

Guy: sounds like you need a thick root

Girl: lol
by threestacks January 16, 2017
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oral rooting

When a woman deep throats a penis so powerfully that her tonsil stones are suctioned out of her throat and spat out on her partner's stomach.
Damn son, I was oral rooting with my girlfriend yesterday and came up with some good chunks. Her breath never smelt better.
by PopTart_Burner April 23, 2018
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stephen alex root

a boy who really loves jet skis
alex’s gf: “When Stephen Alex Root isn’t paying attention to me, he’s on his jet ski.”
by mattresseater August 3, 2023
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Mug root beer

Ichor, the blood of the gods, pent up into a small aluminum can. It is said to bring all who worship, drink, and admire it to Valhalla. The bulldog on the front of the can is a representation of power, sanctity, and bravery. And if you drink A and W, fuck you.
Well, I’m a mug blooded American ya hear? My veins are flowin with nothin but mug root beer
by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023
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