Restonia

A place in northern virginia )originally called Reston) where all the kids are stoners. THe town, founded in 1962 by colonizing Hippies, was based on the concept of a "Planned COmmunity", where everyone could live in peace and share the growth of the community together. Damn hippies and their pot plants. Look what happened to the children! Now, We all love the essence of being stoned, getting stoned, and the after affects of getting stoned (Munchies).
But we tend to stay away form the paranoid smokers...they are not welcome. Enjoy your stay here in "Restonia".

Blissfully stoned,
Christopher Carbone (C-Bone)

"Restonia Crew in the house."
"I'm in Fairfax right now, I'm headed to Restonia. I'll give you a call when I get there."

by Chris Carbone aka "Original Restoner" April 12, 2005

Restrictions

1. When you can't do something
2. When a person cannot get to class
3. A bear
4. A person who likes Ice Mountain

Girl: Hey Restrictions
Boy: Why do you call me Restrictions?
Girl: Go look it up.

by Leila976545678 July 6, 2011

resto presto

A expression used within World of Warcraft that refers to a Restoration Druid's controversial ability to instantly achieve full health by casting a combination of spells.

<player1>: that druid was all low on health and then resto presto she was at full health again
<player2>: wtf haxx

by ihearthatguy March 22, 2009

restroom checking

Walking into the restroom at a public place and going through all of the stalls because you cant find a clean one.

Ali has been taking a really long time in the restroom, she must be restroom checking.

by readyset303 March 2, 2011

Restumb

The combination of retarded,stupid & dumb, used to describe a person who is extraordinarily dense.

Half of the kids at my sister's school P.Lake Middle are so restumb.

by dannyannny November 27, 2011

Resterbate

Verb. To masturbate while sleeping using the act of lucid wet dreaming.

-Dude I haven't gotten laid in so long that I am too tired to even beat off!

-Well why dont you go resterbate?
-Good idea!

by Buddhistbeatoff February 17, 2012

resterday

When the previous day, or yesterday, served the sole purpose of catching up on much needed rest and sleep.

"Man, after that week-long backpacking trip I was so exhausted that I had a resterday. I feel great now though!"

by crispychicken January 15, 2013