conundumb

question/s with obvious answers that stupid people just don’t get

To answer to the conundumb of why the USA has such a ridiculously high rate of incarcerated citizens, you just need to follow the money.

conundumb by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ May 24, 2015

Word of the Day on May 13, 2025

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Gift Grab

Invited to a birthday party, wedding, baby or bridal shower by someone rarely see or talk to just to bring a gift. Invite is usually by mass email. Not really friends with the person.

Receive mass email invite to someone's birthday party, whom I have not spoken to in a year. Tried to maintain contact or get together, but person too busy to get together, usually makes no effort. Told by friend when people who make no effort to call or stay in contact, but send out a mass birthday or shower e-vite, are gift grabbing.

Attend baby shower, mother to be barely acknowledges your presence, but happy to take the gift you spent your money on. Barely or does not say "thank you", receive a thank you note via email by the grandmother to be. Blatant gift grab.

Gift Grab by dondoca August 22, 2009

Word of the Day on May 12, 2025

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power clashing

Combining clothing items that according to style etiquette do not go together. Doing this as a powerful figure will result in people unquestionably approving your fashion sense, and taking you in higher esteem.

> I'll tell you what I don't do: wear a striped tie with a striped shirt!

< It's called... power clashing. And I do it because I can.

power clashing by waxo May 17, 2011

Word of the Day on May 11, 2025

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bonk

Expression used by cyclists to describe excercise induced low blood sugar levels; being a feeling of light-headedness and weakness in all limbs. Similar to 'The Wall' in running. Has fallen out of usage in recent years due to alternative meanings.

I am feeling a bit light-headed, if I don't have a banana, I think I'm going to bonk.
I've got the bonk.
I bonked really badly and had to get a lift home.

bonk by Comedy Dave June 5, 2004

Word of the Day on May 10, 2025

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Possip

Verb.

A word mash-up between "positive" and "gossip."

The act of speaking positively about and/or building people up people behind their back, without their consent or awareness.

Gabe: "Nathan is the best instructor I've ever seen."
Evan: "He puts the rest of the professors at this college to shame."
Gabe: "He is someone I am happy to possip about."
Nathan: *off somewhere else, oblivious to his compliments*

Mary: "I love Paukert."
Luke: "Yeah, he's a really good guy."
Paukert: *at the local grocery store, nowhere near Luke nor Mary*

Possip by JustDelightful January 26, 2010

Word of the Day on May 9, 2025

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Townie

In America, a townie is a person who has lived in a small town for his or her entire life. Often proud of that fact, townies take great interest in every detail of change in their home turf. Notable characteristics include: making fun of places they've never been (and probably will never go), remembering what used to be where that new building is, and getting fat after high school.

Townie: "Things haven't been the same around here since they built that hotel where the old hardware store used to be."

Townie by Alligator Fuck Master February 18, 2008

Word of the Day on May 8, 2025

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WAG

Wives and girlfriends. usually seen in celebrity magazines about footballers parters.

e.g. "The latest WAG trends!"

WAG by tamsaine November 22, 2006

Word of the Day on May 7, 2025

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