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Random ass nigga

When there be a random ass nigga u say supp random ass nigga
by Alec campione March 11, 2019
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random catfish attack

When a catfish or other cat-like fish jumps out of the water and mauls your face repeatedly
Tim: "Holy crap Jim! You just got random catfish attacked!"
by nolrik November 13, 2011
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crazy random happenstance

a quirky twist of fate, synonym of coincidence, as shown in "Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"
Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

Billy: Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love frozen yogurt!
Billy: What a crazy random happenstance!
by fred carpinski February 25, 2009
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Random Boner Syndrome

<Also known as R.B.S.>

An affliction that oppresses young teenagers. Often considered a disease, Random Boner Syndrom is most active in those teenagers who are socially awkward, causing even more distress, embarrassment, and nervousness. Happening in random intervals, R.B.S. causes blood to flow at an accelerated pace into a young male's genitalia. This happening is known to created stiffness in one's genitalia; stiffness almost perceived as that of a bone. Even when not aroused, this will occur as a result of R.B.S.
There is one time when R.B.S. is much more likely to result. This occasion is when talking, conversing, or being in the vicinity to attractive girls or women.
"I was so mortified when I was talking to Clementine and my Random Boner Syndrome acted up again."

"As we danced in the sunset, she noticed my donk slowly rise to her hip. I said, 'I have R.B.S. I swear to God!' She doesn't talk to me anymore."

"Some say R.B.S. is a curse... I see it as a gift..." said the creepy mall-rat as he ate Dippin' Dots in the shadows.
by Booty McShakespeare March 9, 2009
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Randomness vs Determination

An argument that most people see as a "gray area" argument. they will say that there is no plain black and white answer. these are anything from quantum math equations to spiritual beliefs and everything that led up to this moment is it just random or or is it determined Sometimes it's very hard to see the most plain answer, but it is there though it might be hard to find. this question being answered correctly can allow you to see if your a person of religion or... if shit just happens
randomness vs determination
-Randomness, the ideal that all things just happen. the fact that were alive is pure coincidence through a complex strain of chemical mishaps. and nothing we do is supposed to happen. Randomness is the thought that things just happen all by coincidence.

-Determination, the ideal that things are determined before they happen. that wee and earth and the universe is here on purpose, all part of things that were going to inevitably happen under any begging circumstances.
by z-trip July 21, 2009
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Random Souths guy

Random Souths Guy is a spectator who turns up to any sporting event (other than a Rabbitohs game) or other significant event wearing a South Sydney Rabbitohs football jersey.
I just saw a Random Souths Guy sitting in the crowd at the Superbowl.
by Big Kev Toohey April 25, 2019
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Random B

When a person says a word or sentence which has nothing to do with the current conversation.

When someone says a word or sentence to do with absolutley nothing.

Or when someone says something that makes absolutley no sense at all.
*watching popeye*
Oi, lads is this UFC?

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John: I feel sorry for kids in Iraq cause all they can do is play WoW, cause they're either getting shot at or they're snowed in.

Dan: RANDOM B!

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Smith: I swear snails and slugs are the same?
by neilseymour.uk October 10, 2008
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