Random Jones 

(n) An insult used to describe someone who imparts an action that is deemed random through situational circumstances.

Person one: So we went to this party this weekend..
Person two: Girraffes!
Person one: Alright there Random Jones..

Random Jones by Lou Desimone November 11, 2008

Random Crasher 

When a person you don't know, shows up at your party and drinks your booze. They are a random person, and no one seems to know who they are.

We were partying and I sit down just to realize there was a Random Crasher in our midst.

Random Crasher by Peter Maninga June 14, 2008

random garbage 

All the random garbage you allow on this site that makes no sense and yet you won't let us post real cool words like homosauce.

God DAMN! Look at all this random garbage on this website, i really wish homosauce was here.

random garbage by pop, aka pissed off person December 17, 2008

Random Burp 

When you burp in the most random or wrong place at the wrong time.

I random burped when I was in a meeting with the president of nikes.

Random Burp by Degrassigirl66 November 3, 2009

random answer assault

n. a random bubbling process with little time remaining on multiple choice tests. frequently used on scantron and act tests.

with 5 minutes and 12 questions remaining on the act science, it was definitely time for a random answer assault.

random answer assault by ke1v3y June 16, 2010

Random Mouse Zoom 

When you're on a laptop and you try to move the mouse on the pad and it randomly zooms the fucking thing to like 200% zoom.

Trying to read something on your laptop and it does a random mouse zoom and you can't read the fucking thing.

Random Mouse Zoom by Carl Junior Burgers January 16, 2014

random searching

Random search (RS) is a family of numerical optimization methods that do not require the gradient of the problem to be optimized and RS can hence be used on functions that are not continuous or differentiable. Such optimization methods are also known as direct-search, derivative-free, or black-box methods.

The name, random search, is attributed to Rastrigin who made an early presentation of RS along with basic mathematical analysis. RS works by iteratively moving to better positions in the search-space which are sampled from a hypersphere surrounding the current position.

I was random searching through Netflix for a movie to watch.

random searching by SlateTadpole27 June 18, 2014