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paintball sniper

a paintballer who everyone hates because he has selfcontrol and doesn't shoot everytime a leaf moves.
the paintball sniper showed complete control when he didn't shoot every moving object.
by driftwood666 May 3, 2006
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Shaving a painted Jesus

An action that is pointless
A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.
by Nicole11 January 7, 2009
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Paintshop

A: When a person, normally lazy, edits a picture with Paint, and it ends up being a piece of crap (Normally on Purpose) to be funny.

Most people who do this are either:
A: Lazy
B: Too lazy to download it for free
C: Too honest of a person to download it for free, thus becoming a Chump, or Sucker.

B: Can be used to describe a piss-poor job on something.
Example A:
Dude 1: Hey dudes, check out this sweet Paintshop I made of Lauren!

Dude 2: Wow. That's the worst edit job I've ever done. It's clear that you just copied her face from her Facebook and pasted it over a picture of Joey's body that he took last Summer.

Dude 1: Yeah! Isn't it great?!


Example B:
Dude: There mom, I finished picking up all the sticks in the yard.
Mom: Well, it's "Good Enough for Paintshop", so you can go ahead and go ahead on to Ben's house.
by Matty? April 26, 2009
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Pint Rating

A way guys compare with each other how attractive they think a woman is. By judging the number of pints it would take before you slept with each woman. The more pints the less attractive the woman.

For accuracy where pints would not be enough a guy can refer to other measures e.g. shots

For extreme circumstances (a minger) a guy could use something stronger such as LSD.
Guy 1: "Oooh she's fit, Pint rating?"

Guy 2: "I'd say 3-4 pints"

Guy 3: "2 pints and a shot"

Guy 1: "What about her mate, 12 pints?"

Guy 2: "More like 15!"

Guy 3: "No way I'd say say 20 pints and LSD's before i'd shag her!"
by El-magico April 6, 2010
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pint of view

An opinion, attitude or judgment given after the consumption of alcohol, often on social media, usually after closing time and into the early hours; can contain spelling mistakes, swear words, regret, caps lock on and unfinished sentences...
Did you see that Facebook post by Andy at 2am this morning?

Yeah, typical Andy just giving his drunk pint of view !
by Gingerbreadandy March 12, 2016
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Painterly

verb: when someone feels like painting
noun: something looks like it's painted
Verb: im feeling painterly right now!
Noun: that looks painterly!
by {WhamBam-ItzCam} August 29, 2020
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bowl painter

" After that burrito i had a seious bowl painter "
by nartoff August 23, 2003
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