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pooper scooper

a type of person who collects human feces for erotic pleasure.

in rare cases of agoraphobic pooper scoopers, some have been known to create a mixture of their freshest fecal finds with large quantities of transvestite semen to create a home made shampoo as part of their ritual preparation for public outings as a means of repelling 'normal' humans.
t-bag: yo, i heard the commissioner has called a meeting this sunday for the dolphins game.

g-money: that's cool, but i sure hope rodney doesn't come. he's a nasty, stinky pooper scooper.

gucci boots: how's he always hangin with them super-fine amazonian hunnies wit his hed smellin like SHIT.

DD: those hunnies ain't hunnies, man.

commish: he, he, he, he, ...!
by Pirates Treasure November 7, 2008
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poopenis

A poop-brushed penis.
Often misread for "poopennies" which is a a group of poop-brushed penis.
Sarah was so smelly! I had never had poopenis so badly.
by Juan Pedro Andrés November 9, 2008
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Pooperbate

Pooperbate
Verb. Pooperbated, pooperbates, pooperbating

Pooperbating, very similar to masturbating, is one of two things.

1) Sexual self-gratification while pooping, whether be in the toilet or on your partner.

2) Sexual self-gratification with the aid of fecal matter; either your own or anothers (human or animal).
"Man, my poop smelled so bad this morning I couldn't help but pooperbate with it."
by Chad and Jamen October 22, 2008
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party pooper

A person or persons who once invited to a party, proceeds to get drunk, defecates themselves, and ruin the party via smell.
Jim is a nice guy, but once I found out he was a party pooper, we couldn't hang out.
by Andy Holman October 12, 2005
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poopdick

When you stand in front of someone and rip ass onto their penis. Clothes are typically on
"hey man what you doing?", (fart noise). "I just poopdicked your sorry little cock"
by B. Mike Hunt April 16, 2008
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poopdick

an ass pounding queen, normally white trash kids who only where abercrombie shirts HA!
Damn JR is a poopdick.
by longdong August 17, 2004
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Pooked

When you're signed into your facebook and someone has taken the reigns of your computer or mobile phone and posted a status update.
Pronounced like "booked"
John Smith: Haha, pooked. John loves hairy dick.
by jsmithe May 14, 2011
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