Ghost Pooping

1. The act of hiding in the bathroom, pretending to take a poop, while engaged in some non-poop related activity such as playing a game on your smartphone or surfing the internet.

2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.

3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.
Hey team, I'm at work but I'm Ghost Pooping so I can get my clan rumble in before time is up.

What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.

My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.
by Brendon K February 05, 2019
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Poop ball

A fictional sport popularized on The Office.
Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop ball?"
by Ballnets.net July 08, 2021
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Acid Poop

A shit so painful it feels like acid is coming out of your ass.
Bob: I ate some undercooked chicken today and have taken about four shits in the last hour. It burned like hell.

Tim: Sounds like you have Acid Poop bro.
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poop theory

when you put two buttholes together and one poops in the other and the poop slingshots continuously between the two buttholes (gradually creating more residue and becoming softer)
omg did you know carolina and leona tried the poop theory?
by pooptheorist April 12, 2022
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poop retreat

A poop retreat occures when doing a #2 while aiming sideways in a specific angle to make use of the curving half-pipe structure of the common variety of toilet bowls. A poop retreat signifies a high velocity poop that returns to the creator's rectum.
"Hey Rik, you are not looking that well."
"Yeah man, I am not feeling that well because I just had a poop retreat"
"Do you have an aftertaste?"
"Yeah"
by LizardK1ng November 24, 2014
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Poop meitiner

A man who digests poop either nasally or orally
Poop meitiner:Bro I jus snorted 6gs of poop in the bath
by Harry wanna March 30, 2019
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Poop is a genius

An all purpose expression to be used when you just don’t know what to say or to yell at random folks as you drive by them with your car windows open.
“Hey Talon, any ideas of what we should make for dinner tonight?” “I don’t know Blake, but POOP IS A GENIUS!!”
by Mcgokes November 17, 2020
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