painting the pole 

Screwing a woman on her period.

My wife was on the rag so I was painting the pole last night.

painting the pole by buzzman October 29, 2006

chode smoking dick pole 

the lowest form of human existence

sammy is a chode smoking dick pole

chode smoking dick pole by Anonymous August 12, 2003

dirty pole 

Dirty pole is cock. It most commonly means cock that has been shoved in someone's ass, perhaps in anal sex. It can also mean an unwashed, or uncircumcized penis. Once in a while, it mean's Hugh Grant's penis. The term is often used in the phrase "sucking the dirty pole" or "smoking the dirty pole".

My little sister smokes the dirty pole fairly often.

dirty pole by T. J. May 23, 2003

Alaskan Telephone Pole 

A sexual act in which one person, usually male, takes a shit, freezes it, then shoves it up the ass of the person they are having sex with.

That guy is too weird, I heard he likes giving girls the Alaskan Telephone Pole without their consent.

Alaskan Telephone Pole by CosmicRebellion September 4, 2009

South Pole Pincher 

The act of pinching an overweight person's butt cheeks together and making love to the compressed cheeks and not the anus.

I gave your fat-assed mom the old "South Pole Pincher" last night... Ha Ha Ha (deep laugh)

South Pole Pincher by Huge D September 5, 2006

get your pole polished 

To receive a blow job.

Guy on the street: "That job I had cleaning up the strip club was a good one. First I'd polish the strippers' pole, then they'd polish mine. Pretty good way to get paid if you ask me."
Pig: "I'm sorry sir, you can't live here in this cardboard box. Move it."

get your pole polished by Nick D January 14, 2004

Chodem Pole 

(n.) a chode, adorned with painted faces depicting the chode gods.

Gary asked the tattoo artist to add some color to his chodem pole as the artist laugh at Garys short, fat penis.

Chodem Pole by jack August 4, 2004