Phelps Skeet

Super swimming sperm that tend to impregnate any egg they swim across

What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.

by Skeeter2312 May 17, 2011

pulpie

A reader of non-electronic books.

Damn! The pulpies have taken up every seat in the cafe.

by CaptainZero1969 September 8, 2012

phelps

to destroy in an Olympic medal-worthy way.

The US basketball team is phelpsing the competition right now.
I straight phelpsed that kitty kat last night. Oh wait, this is her calling me now. . .

by Dizastaa August 11, 2012

Phelpsing

Verb:

1. To smoke herbs in preparation for a competitive event or in celebration of the victory of a competitive event

"Hey guys I'm Phelpsing right now I will be ready for the match in a few minutes."

"Bro, that was an amazing match, I am going to be Phelpsing with the good stuff tonight!"

by Hardluck December 25, 2012

Philpatholicity

The electric feeling you get when you're near someone you're lusting or falling for

The philpatholicity ran through my body as his eyes met mine in a fiery blaze.

by Xander's June 14, 2015

Pulp

A person who gives a fuck about not giving a fuck. Generally deceivers or wannabes.

Avoid them pulpy people. They make me puke in my mouth.

by Aronge December 1, 2015

Phulusuphie

A philosophical wonder statement that is acquired after philosophizing. An answer to the philosophy in question. Example 1. A phulusuphie is a philosophical wonder statement and a philosophy is a philosophical wonder question. Example 2: Empathy is not over humility and humility is not over Empathy. Example 3: Innocents deserves respect. Example 4: Life is worth loving.

The phulusuphie of a want to be sorcerer is that karma prevents sorcery.

by P0Ti0N July 5, 2016