penter

Intercourse with children using your nose as a stimulant

Did you hear Haroon was arrested on charges of being a penter last night!?

by LIKKLEWILLIE January 14, 2021

Pengite

An inhabitant of Penge in South East London (UK). Often identified by being drunk as a skunk by 11am and seen skulking about outside Poundland with their knuckles scraping on the pavement.

Every single person in The Moon & Stars is a fucking Pengite. Let's go to The Goldsmiths - it's a much better pub!

by Whof lungdat March 19, 2021

penile

when something is funny or jus str8 pissing you off

“ karen got into a car accident today” -sam
“penile” -you

by @elainasurano3 (amos) May 30, 2021

Penile Alientitis

When ur dick has a smaller dick inside it like in the movie alien

You see that guy with Penile Alientitis? Shit was crazy.

by lmaololhahahehe October 31, 2021

Penieth

The object the gets slammed in the car door

Daffy Duck: I slammed penieth in the car door
Man in background: u slammed ur penis in the car door

by Daffy’s Massive penieth November 8, 2021

pentester

A penetration tester or professional hacker. Also known as a pen tester but without the space.

Person 1 - We hired a pentester last week to do an web application test. Pentester? Professional hacker.
Person 2 - I hope they don't hack my phone

by 3m4n73l August 22, 2021

petite and supple

similar to 'submissive and breedable', worded less inappropriately

"You're looking petite and supple today :)"
"shut the fuck up oh my god"

by Teacuppi August 25, 2021