polarbug

A creature on the verge of extinction, known for its surprisingly low levels of intelligence and incredibly small bladders. Polarbugs are extremely sneaky, and are well known for their cuddling techniques.

Don't mind that thing... it's just my polarbug.

by saveedawhales January 4, 2011

Polar Shocker

It's when you take a glass of ice water, stick your hand it in covertly and then once it's nice and cold, stick two fingers up your girlfriends ass and one up her vagina. This can be done as a surprise or on purpose.

Oh my God, my boyfriend pulled the polar shocker on me last night! It felt soooo good in this heat wave.

by hardlyaware July 20, 2011

polar bear living room

An area that is soooo cold, that it is probably the temperature that arctic bears would like to keep their home.

"Let's crank up the heat, it's like a polar bear living room in here!!"

by halli3sandbag February 20, 2012

Polar Bear

Putting Icy Hot on your condom.

Reaction to being polar beared:

Girl: Oh yeah.......... oh yeah...ooooooooo.....o...........awwwwwwOOOOOHHHHHH......no.....no......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by AWOFF December 2, 2011

Polar Paw

Before oral, go into another room and hold as many ice cubes in your hand as you can. Keep them there and get your hand as cold as you can stand it. Then, proceed into the bedroom and cup his balls with your ice cold hand. If you're feeling adventurous, do some pole work with the same hand.

Tonight I'm going to give you the Polar Paw baby!

by NopersonalityBrett September 3, 2012

Polar shower

When a girl is kneeling in the shower and a guy is standing over her and cums all over her, like a shower.

"I just gave that bitch a polar shower."

by cosmogurl November 21, 2013

Polar Bear Head

Oral sex defined by cold hands or mouth and the use of teeth.

He ate a popsicle then gnawed at my vag. I hate Polar Bear Head.

by castilleja February 22, 2014