smoke the peace pipe

A metaphor that means to end a dispute, reach a treaty, or plainly speaking, make peace with an opponent. Draws from the Native American tradition of smoking the calumet as a sign of a treaty between warring chiefs.

I have never really seen eye to eye with Bob on budget allocations, but today we could smoke the peace pipe.

by killerdove November 20, 2011

Pace Fat

(n) Colloquial declaration, made before patting the face of someone who has just said or done something strange or unintelligent. The patting of the face leaves this person feeling uncomfortable after his or her past actions.

Peter: Hey guys, I just wasted my study time adding to Urban Dictionary!
Soni: PACE FAT!!!
*Pats Peter's face*

by Ricardo the Montalban November 7, 2010

Caravan Palace

Caravan Palace is a music band, known thanks to their holy songs. Their music is amazing and everyone should know them and adore them.

Me: Men, Caravan Palace is the only thing that keeps me from ending it all

Other Caravan Palace lover: I know that feeling, their songs are just perfect.

by Patata con leche November 11, 2017

been places

Another way of saying someone has had sex many times

Don't fuck her bro she's been places

by A guy who's not u May 19, 2017

The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

I remember last year I had to do the FitnessGram™ Pacer Test in Middle School and everyone laughed at me because I ran until I collapsed.

by Alt12321 May 28, 2016

Fiery but mostly peaceful

During the start of the Portland BLM riots in 2019 burning and looting run rampant. Biased news media CNN reported, quote “Fiery but mostly peaceful protests” despite the fact in the live report there was a burning in the background.

This quote now used in scenarios when pointing out hypocritical facts when the subject seems to be oblivious to.

The committee conducted a fiery but mostly peaceful conversation, surly they were considering the pleas of us the working class.

by Featherless_Bipod April 15, 2021

At a Medium Pace

A fucked up, but very funny song by Adam Sandler from his 1993 album They're All Gonna Laugh at You!.

Lyrics:

Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Lovin' you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
At a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me
How big they are
Honey, rub your beaver
Up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed
And watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out
At a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick
And how big it was
Now shave off my pubes
And punch me in the face
Whoa darlin'
Make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman
And take my picture to show
All the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take the shampoo bottle
Out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off

Strap on a dildo
And make me give you head
Tell me to slow down
And do it at a medium pace
I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell me it's time to make love
But now I can't
'Cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes
And you realize
How much I enjoy lovin' you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you

Now spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.

by ShakeSicle March 7, 2009