Aaron Patterson

Gay Mexican who doesn’t know how to get back over the boarder can’t have friends cause he is a little trans Olivia dater ( Olivia is a dirty )

You are such an Aaron Patterson u idiot

by Aaron the gay mexican May 17, 2019

Potterast

An adult who fancies Harry Potter.

Joe is always playing with his Nimbus 2000, he is such a Potterast

by calmling April 3, 2009

Paternal Fornicator

The accompanying term to Maternal Fornicator, a polite way of saying "Mother Fucker"

-You are a maternal fornicator!
-Oh please! You are a PATERNAL fornicator!
-I've got nothing.

by Heather Marie Spence February 27, 2009

Pitters

When you drink too much coffee, get the jitters, and have to poop. Popping out the jitters.

"Aw man, that Carmel Macchiato gave me the pitters!"

by Tb93 September 5, 2015

meat platter

a picture or video of 1 or more hot and scantily clad person(s) on the internet. Usually a chick or female, but can also be a male or a hot lady with a penis.

1. Damn! that chick on that world star hip hop dancing to Big Sean A$$ song is a meat platter.

2. OMG Kyle! You can't have that meat platter all up on your monitor at work!

by tipthecosmic October 7, 2012

'arry potter

Pronunciation of "Harry Potter" said by Hagrid

Hagrid: Yer a wizerd 'arry!
'Arry Potter: WHAT THE FUUUCK

by Pervert Cat May 23, 2014

Harry Potter

The best book and movie series of a lifetime. About a kid who gets a scar when his parents are killed and then he turns 11, goes to school, and gets into a lot of weird and magical shit with his two best friends, the dummy and the know-it-all

Person 1: OMG Harry Potter is the best, have you not read it?
Person 2: No, is it really that good?
Person 1: Yeah, bitch. What have you done with your life!!! We can’t be friends if you haven’t read Harry Potter

by HarryPotter#1Fan February 5, 2019