Mars

Mars is humanity’s best chance to survive an extinction event.

Human survival on Mars would require living in artificial Mars habitats with complex life-support systems. Water and food production being the primary concerns.

As we switch our focus from the moon to Mars, we must treat the former as the launching pad and the latter as the final destination.

by Nmo.patman February 28, 2021

Bruno Mars

When you go from catching grenades to being fat juicy and wet

He’s being fuckinf bruno Mars again for fuck sake

by 🇦🇬 March 8, 2025

mars

mars is a beautiful and cunning man, his intellect and beauty charms all.

I wish I was mars, he's so dreamy

by gglockies August 16, 2023

Mars in Retrograde

When the planet Mars appears to rotating backwards against the solar orbit. This causes younger males to act in an irrational and perculia way.

They will come prone to insomnia and cancelling plans at a moments notice, which is, often a better option than the standard symptoms of ghosting. (See also fuckboy)

While being a menace to society and possibly responsible for 72-81% of the current gene pool, a Mars in Retrograde is often considered kind hearted, to the point of underdeveloped and puppy like.

Julia: How was your your date last night?

Victoria: it was ok, he has plenty of room for improvement but deffo a Mars in Retrograde!

by awb1809 March 4, 2021

mars 7th

It’s Danielle Chons birthday:))

Did you get in to Harvard?
No my birthday isn’t mars 7th

by Follow my tiktok;) November 19, 2019

Mars

they are the most beatiful person ever, a blast to be around and queer as fuck. They are very special if you have a mars in your life never let them go

Look at Mars, theyre so hot

by jay the faggot November 20, 2021

mars bar

a mars bar is when a man puts his cock into a girls vagina and when he pulls it out its covered in shit and cum. most people also like to lick this for extra pleasure!

dude i have a mars bar right now from this hairy fat chick...

by mrbigmarsbar October 26, 2025