Moist

Moist. Is there a better word out there? I do not think so.

Moist means not quite swampy, yet close to a mushroom esq consistence.

Barney also used the word a times in a "How i Met Your Mother" episode.

Your cake is quite moist, if i were to say so myself

by 30bombseverygame March 4, 2016

Des Moines

On the North and East side of town you have gangsters, bums, homeless etc. it's just a straight out dangerous place to live. When your walking the streets of the North or East-side you get paranoid that someone might shoot you, or that there might be a bum asking for money. Meanwhile on the West-Side (not to be confused with West Des Moines)it has some of the richest white people of the city but also most of the black population reside here. On the South-Side you have mostly white rich people and the majority of the population is of Italian descent. You can easily find a pizza parlor around every corner.

Des Moines East Sider: Waddup I'm from the east-side.
Des Moines South Sider: Oh SH!@#$T! (Runs Away)

Des Moines North Sider: YO! YO! YO! I'm from the north-side.
Des Moines West Sider: (Screams and gets his hi-tech cell phone out and calls the police)

by Joeseras June 5, 2007

Moist Gerbil

Derived from the popular adolescent game soggy biscuit, moist gerbil is played by bored males with small pets. May lead to felching, but this is not essential

Steve: you up for a game of soggy biscuit?

Rory: nah, let's spice things up a bit, moist gerbil!

by D0min0 June 25, 2009

Moish

Something that is both moist and fresh.

This bread is so moish! It tastes just like fresh baked!

by Alex: the best person ever May 20, 2008

moist nunza

The act of sticking it in a girl's anal cavity in a stall you just took a shit in. You then take your shit brick and insert it into her vaginal hole. (essentially double teaming by yourself)

Yeah I was hanging out with this girl and I straight up gave her the moist nunza.

by ahdsfjkaldhfkljah November 3, 2006

moist diarrhea whiffle ball

when one shits into a long tube sock, swings it around a little bit to test it, and ultimately slaps someone with it.

ronald's ass got laid down by that mean moist diarrhea whiffle ball sesh last funday!
oh yes he did!

by pattymittens May 17, 2007

moid

Minimum Orbital Intersection Distance
The minimum distance between the osculating orbits of two objects. It indicates the closest possible approach of the two objects except where excluded by protective resonance.

Also the main body of the url for one awesome site.

..the moid of the planet and that meteor is 3au.

by redjack September 8, 2007