Mental Midget

Looney Left Wingers that only listen to and believe the talking points from the DNC, the Fake News Media, and their fellow Hypocrites. They don't look up the information and Fact Check for themselves. They believe that Progressivism a.k.a. Socialism (then comes Fascism - Communism - Marxism) is better than Capitalism. That America should become a Third World Country within a One World Order. They believe that they are entitled to whatever they want for free and that someone else should pay for it. They don't believe in GOD or Jesus. Pretty much the definition of a Mental Midget is a person who believes that one plus one equal three (1 + 2 = 3), because that is what he was indoctrinated by the Far Left to believe.

A Mental Midget is a person who only believes what they are indoctrinated by the Far Left to believe in, because they aren't able to think for themselves.

by Proud11BDeplorable December 19, 2018

Midget

Some one who is under (and i have reshrched this fact) 4' 8" is a midget. a drawf is under 4'2". I am 4' 10" which is not legally a midget to qualify for certien benifits. So all you mother fuckers who think i a m one FUCK OFF YOU WANKER!

Valerie is a white midget, with a black chicks ass! Yeah Boy!

by Jeremy (i.e. midget, i.e., hey butter wanna play lord of the rings?) November 24, 2004

Midget Spinner

A small, preferably Mexican human being that simply is able to move by oneself (or is able to move when kicked by other, more superior beings) that spins around in a circle.

*when viewing a small adult spinning around in a circle*
"Oh, Brad, look over here. I found a midget spinner."

by jugheadj0nes May 21, 2017

midget

short people with alot drinking issues and works at freak show as side attretion

look at midget he always drunk

by jason mcroja September 15, 2005

midget

-an interestingly annoying creature who does nothing but follow people around and repeating after them.
-usually is only 4 feet tall, with serious bucked front teeth and a shrieking laughter to boot

That midget classmate of mine is so annoying I'm not surprised if her mum decided to haul her onto the oncoming train.

by errkk January 4, 2005

midget sharks

A shark ridden by randy midgets with the sole purpose of jumping Yan's bones.

Not to be confused with Oompa-Loompa husbands.

"Shit! The midget sharks are attacking Florida's shores! That Russian guy must be here!"

by S. December 6, 2004

midget wrestling wankbag

A tiny midget, who would like to "put it inside" anything that walks...

Tubs is a midget wrestling wankbag, and he totall wants to put it inside Joanne

by rjf1986 May 31, 2007