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Mexican Clown Car 

Similar to a Circus Clown Car, except that instead of 15 or 20 clowns packed in a car for amusement. A Mexican Clown Car is packed with 15 or 20 Mexicans illegals trying to cross the border.
Last week a Border Patrol agent pulled over a suspicious vehicle that turned out to be a Mexican Clown Car.

Mexican carousel 

Having sex for an extended period of time, in multiple positions, until one or both partners completely break down, run out of gas, and/or sustain injuries.
Last night my boyfriend and I did a Mexican Carousel and I can barely walk straight today.

Trying a Mexican Carousel at age 50 almost killed me. I thought I was having a heart attack.
Mexican carousel by Tornado608 December 11, 2018

mexican myspace 

the display of ones family on the back window of the family vehichle, depicted by stick figures, sometimes including the family pets.
"check out that escalade in front of us. that fools got his whole family tree on his mexican myspace"
mexican myspace by mooose01 April 15, 2008

mexican bubble bath 

(n.) When you fart in the bath and the bubbles come up and stink up the room.
Dude! I just walked in on Keith cooking up a mexican bubble bath! Nasty fucker!

Mexican backhoe 

"How in the hell am I going to dig a swimming pool?"
"Here's a Mexican backhoe. Get to work!"
Mexican backhoe by Yago October 8, 2003

Mexican Landslide 

A sexual position in which you ride someone in the asshole down a staircase on a mattress
Damn i fucked that girl mexican landslide style
Mexican Landslide by fpsme October 15, 2007