mexican backrub

When your morbidly obese Chihuahua walks on your back while your girlfriend is trying to give you a massage.

Hey honey why don't you and the Chihuahua give me a Mexican backrub?

by Mr. GL April 15, 2017

Mexican Cat

A cat that has Mexican origins. They often meow with a Spanish accent and love a good taco and burrito. (a churro is a favourite as well)
The appearance of a Mexican cat is known to look similar to a very beefy and butch fur ball. The size is smaller than your average elephant but bigger than your average turtle.

Gerald: Hey have you seen that new kid on the block?
Paul: Yeah I heard not to mess with him he has a Mexican cat.

Idiot: wanna fight mate?
New kid: fight my Mexican cat!
Idiot: oh shit you have a Mexican cat better not mess with you.

by Refofel July 7, 2015

red mexican

a mexican sunburnt after a hard day of crossing borders

most illegal immigrants are red mexicans

by beastkillah November 20, 2013

Mexican Gabo

When someone lose their minds and shout their relatives heads off.

Oh man he got me so angry i went full Mexican Gabo on my father in law.

I told my cousin he should leave me alone, or I'll go Mexican Gabo on his ass.

by HAGYJALMAR December 23, 2020

Mexican Mile

When your ride doesn't show up and you (and your amigos, if any) have to run to your destination. The more people, the better. Typically, wearing sombreros makes running a Mexican Mile more fun, thus giving it the name.

Our ride bailed out on us so we had to run a Mexican Mile to get to the party.

by TheFiend138 June 16, 2014

Mexican Teletubbie

When you put your legs behind your head and your partner wears a teletubbie headband and bull rams the top of the headband into your Ass

Hey John any plans for tonight?

Ya dude I'm gonna Mexican Teletubbie my girlfriend tonight

by MTinside January 28, 2018

Mexican Zippo

Folding a match in a matchbook back, and snapping your fingers to ignite it; then motioning your hand like you are closing a zippo lighter to put it out.

n/a see above for Mexican Zippo instructions

by DuckDodgers2350ad November 24, 2011