messare

That guy who thinks everyone wants to see pictures of his kids. Also widely renowned as pre-ejaculate, nobody wants it but it’s always going to be there…

See that guy? Yeah he’s a Messare, his newborns balls are bigger than his.

by Biggy dicky July 21, 2021

murse massage

Murse or man purse is known as either a small bag carried by a man or a mans testicles due to their sack like quality. A murse massage is the act of sliding the shaft of one's penis between the two globes or spheres of the testicles and moving it forward and backwards.

Paul wanted to give Jack a murse massage, but Paul's scrotum just couldn't reach the width of Jack's engorged man meat.

by Anonymoustheonly March 5, 2017

popsicle massage

So this is how we got baby... a full body massage

What even is a popsicle massage? #lamaze?

by hascallrascal October 4, 2017

marshmallow massage

When a girl gives you oral sex an u cum in her mouth an she keeps sucking

My girl gave me a marshmallow Massage

by HeadBussa11 December 21, 2017

Hug massage

When you hug somebody and there hug is like a gentle massage.

It was like a hug massage

Aww I live for those
Yah that’s rare

by Heyitsmeeeee August 13, 2018

Pity massage

When someone flexes or brags, but in a way that degrades or is negative for them, typically so that others will give them sympathy or attention. The opposite of flex.

Yeah she kept talking about how she sucks at math. She just trying to pity massage on us.

by YouJustGottaLookAtIt September 26, 2018

Ass Massage Day

Minimum 20 sec and Highest 50 sec if you do it

Ass Massage Day is on 24 april

by Urban Dictionary National days April 15, 2019