Super Mario Sunshine

noun.
The act of defecating on a lover's chest, and then urinating on him/her to wash it off. If all of the excrement is washed off, the person urinating is awarded a shine sprite.

Female: "I'm so horny for you."
Male: "Let's bang. But I have to go take a steamer. You'll have to wait, unless you want my Super Mario Sunshine."
Female: "Ew, no. Just because I watch that stuff on the internet doesn't mean I would want it in real life."
Male: "There is no other way."

by Turkus Gyrational October 30, 2013

mario cart

When a group of guys get in a circle and wank and who ever lasts the longest wins and who ever cums first has to lick it all up.

fag: You wan't to play mario cart

fag #2: I would love to

by 696969969696969969696 October 20, 2015

Mario Taint

A virtual taint program created by Nintendo allowing the average child to magically paint with there taint while also playing some educational games about your taint.

Man! My children love Mario Taint! Hopefully this will teach them how to become productive members of society. With there taints...

by Jordan the BETTER GENIUS than the other one... January 25, 2008

Mario Bro

One who must always "one up" someone

Person: Hey so I got a new phone! It's a nokia
Mario Bro: Well I got the new iphone
Person: Nice! I also got a new windows computer
Mario Bro: I have the new imac
Person: Dude....quit being such a mario bro

by awesomepersonofawesome December 14, 2011

Mario

An Italian plumber who gets high off of mushrooms and kicks fire breathing turtle ass.

Mario: (pulls axe)
Bowser: "FUCK NOT AGAIN!"

by Dubiks August 25, 2018

Mario

Mario is cute. you can't get him out of your mind.

dangggggg Mario is looking fine today.

by kjbrvuirghoiqefv December 22, 2018

Mario

Pronounced mare-eeeeee-ooooo!!!! He’s very interesting. He’s nicer then most guys and has nice hair he is clueless sometime and doubtful but is very pretty pretty princess basically he’s cute not hot but cute and will glow up no doubt

Mario: you look great

You: thanks you too

Mario: *leaves on read without knowing*

by Lolbye12345678910 July 28, 2019