Pulling a Maggie

When you send a text to the wrong person or group.

Don't be texting too many people at once, you don't wanna be pulling a Maggie."

by CrewLife October 11, 2015

Pulling a Maggie

When you send a text to the wrong person or group chat.

If you text too many people at once you risk pulling a Maggie.

by CrewLife October 11, 2015

hurt your maggie

When someone has gone a long duration without ejaculation, and squeezes someone into exphilation upon climax.

I took a girl home from the bar last night, i squeezed her so hard after I finished she passed out.... she's fine I just hurt your Maggie

by Bear Grillzzz September 30, 2017

The Four-Man Malkie

A move in which four men simultaneously penetrate a single males anus. These services are usually found on various toilet stalls in Nuneaton.

Are you going to the Four-Man Malkie tonight? I found out about it on a toilet stall at the bowling alley last Friday.

Omg have you heard about Liam? He's going to attempt a the Twelve-Man Malkie on the Guiness Book of World Records! This will likely be life changing !

by Smithington1957 June 4, 2022

video game maggie

The greatest gaming magazine ever. Invented by Chris O’Neill. Every review says “he sure knows how to” or “sure doesn’t know how to.”

Go buy Video Game Maggie.

by maklunky August 3, 2023

Pulling a Maggie

Snitching on someone for little things

"Dude i accidently ran into Brittney and now shes pulling a Maggie, now im going to get grounded"

by Big ol' Badonkabonks August 8, 2025

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.

My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021