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musical bitch

a person that constantly bitches about music that they don't like and is so arrogant/bigoted that they don't care to mention or acknowledge that the music they like is (also) considered shit or not very popular. An example would be someone that listens to hardcore bitching about metal.
Person 1:OMFG metal is SOOO shit!!
Person 2:Fuck off and listen to your hardcore musical bitch!
by some-random guy November 17, 2009
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Dumpster Music

Music that is so damn filthy, that it quite literally puts you into the dumpster. EDM is the most common genre that contains a large amount of dumpster music, however other genre's such as heavy metal can contain dumpster music as well.
Perry: What the fuck are you listening to, Zeb.

Zeb: Boi this new Excision is some straight dumpster music!
by Isaiah C November 30, 2019
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lizard music

The term used to describe the squid-demon-anti melodic- garage door malfunctioning sound of most kinds of dubstep music and some drum and bass and bass music. Lizard music is primarily enjoyed by confused wooks and bass heads, and highly prevalent in Utah, Colorado and the Midwest by people who used to worship bassnectar as a deity.

It lacks common taste and melody and uses loud bass sounds and lack of a regular beat structure to overcompensate instead.

It’s been a plight infecting festivals and house music venues since around 2008, and destroying edm type events since, by taking a melody and putting so many effects on it to the point of it being unrecognizable and undanceable.

Think of the sound a squid tentacle non consensually penetrating your ear drum would make and that’s lizard music. It’s the only kind of music lizard people would enjoy.

Do the right thing and convert your local wook to house music.
I went to the kitty Kat island stage but they started playing lizard music so I left.
by Sendbobnow February 19, 2022
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Youtuber Music

Youtuber Music is a song(s) made by a youtuber with a modest following, that they gathered by making videos not about music. Their channel could be based around any topic, like gaming, animation or science. The song is usually made with the intent to gain a following from it or using it to boost reputation. They aren't making it out of passion, which is why the term is used in a derogatory manner.

Youtuber Music usually contains one (or more) of the following:
-Electronic music, or heavy autotune
-Songs about their life or about a certain aspect of their channel
-'Bad' music that only gets listened to because of their name attached to it

Tiktoker music is similar, except the singer of the song is popular on Tiktok, not Youtube.
Rose: Have you listened to Road Trip by Dream yet?
Sydney: God, no. That's Youtuber Music. Cringe.
Rose: Hey, it's not that bad!

Garrett: My little brother listens to Youtuber Music, and all the synth sounds are getting on my nerves.
by Adrian_dodododododo October 21, 2021
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Music Slut

Someone who listen's to all, if not every genre of music.

From Thrash Metal to Electronic Jazz and everything in between.
Usually a DJ, Musician or just a person with a genuine interest in music.
1"Bro is that Avicii?!"
2"yee, bit of a music slut"
1"Maaaaaan can you at least put some hip hop on or something"
by xXRuthlessXx December 15, 2020
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real music

People will say that some music isn't "real music" simply because it does not suit their tastes. When in reality, if it's music it's music. Many people say that electronic dance music, rap, and hip hop aren't real forms of music.
Dude, that techno isn't real music, neither is rap.
by Master_stghm May 26, 2006
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real music

Any music is real music, ANY! That includes jessica simpson or Slipknot, even though you dont like a band doesnt mean it isn't real music. The term is usualy used by people who are angry at other people for their opinions regarding music.
Jon- I like My Chemical Romance

Tommy- what are you gay? go listen to some real music like Tool.

Jon- Your an asshole, it's all real music. You just cant tell the difference between fact and opinion.

Tommy- I see so clearly now! my opinions arent fact, there just what i think! I will no longer be pissed when someone else shows that they are different from me!
by w00zy JoE December 9, 2008
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