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milf fish

A variation of catfish that specifically targets attention hungry MILFs by digitally impersonating a person the MILF flirts with.
I wanted to see how kinky that milf could be, so I decided to milf fish her for wins. Milf fishing is my favorite kind of catfishing.
by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017
mugGet the milf fishmug.

milf magic

when someone has a child and becomes hotter
guy 1: yo that chick became hot when she had a kid

guy 2: that’s milf magic bro
by basedmp3 January 27, 2021
mugGet the milf magicmug.

milf-nip

The term milf-nip describes a guy that has rugged features, but still maintains a cute, innocent look that makes older women feel compelled to corrupt him or treat him like a son, albeit in a sexual way. He is the milf version of catnip. This adorably manly aura also has similar effect on women his own age.
He looks like a nice piece of milf-nip; I just want to tuck him into bed, kiss his forehead and then fuck his innocence away.
by the agitator August 26, 2013
mugGet the milf-nipmug.

Son of Milf

The son of a MILF whose actual name is forever meaningless, overshadowed by his mother's beautiful mommaries.
...I'm about to say hello when I notice she's holding a bundled blanket, and sure enough I see Son of MILF, sucking on her beautiful mommaries in broad daylight.
by RedMist September 23, 2010
mugGet the Son of Milfmug.

future milf

that one gal who always dresses as a hot single mum ;) sunglasses, stylish earrings, and a big-ass sunhat.
Kids mistake her for their mum. She will deny it. But we all know she's a future milf.
"That ones a future milf"
"definitely"
by nothingtoseehere^^ November 29, 2022
mugGet the future milfmug.

milf hunters

A clan owned by Anya Parkinson To Hunt down Milfs
person 1: are you part of the milf hunters?

person 2: yeah! i love hunting milfs with Anya!
by yami in the darkness May 15, 2021
mugGet the milf huntersmug.

Budget Milf

A milf that is generally younger than 25, and will disappoint you by not coming with all the benefits of sleeping with a milf
Jack: “the gluck gluck 9000 was painful and it was traumatic, she was such a budget milf
by TheCousin127 May 22, 2021
mugGet the Budget Milfmug.

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