Sensory Midget

A little person that is extremely offended by people noticing his/her smallness

The Sensory Midget got thrown out of the hotel for making a huge racket when people looked at him.

by Itaching February 21, 2011

Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex

Them midget really do be queefing in each others butts. Shit be fogging up the camera

"I just watched so much Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex and creamed so fast!"

"Why didnt you invite me I would have busted such a fat nut!"

by IBustedAFatNutToIntenseMidgets April 7, 2022

vanilla midget

a world used by kevin nash to describe the best wrestlers the world has ever seen in chris benoit, eddie guerrero, dean malenko,chris jericho, and others

why did kevin nash ever call them vanilla midgets?what a jackass

by vanilla midget August 20, 2006

russian midget

when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.

edna gave brian the russian midget and there was cum everywhere.

by brian egan July 22, 2007

Huge_Midget

Maker of the infamous Pain series, as well as their cousins Awesome and Untitled. Member of the SomethingAwful forums, he is rumored to have an inhuman constitution for disgusting images. The images were originally created for usage in FYAD and against image leeches. The Pain series became the de facto standard in internet guerilla warfare.

"You know, it really says something when you gaze upon one of the Pain images and find yourself staring primarily at Goatse, because it's the least offensive image in there. Christ seeing Goatse amongst the other macabre things is like seeing an old friend after you've been gang raped by angry midgets with broomsticks."

by SA Goon April 21, 2004

micro-midget

1)a small person
2)a shitty insult
3)something martha stuart sells on wierd infomercials at 3 oclock in the morning

1)kid:dad,is that a midget?
dad:no, son. thats a micro-midget.
2)dude1:cum fucker
dude2:micro-midget
3)Wow, check out my new micro-midget! Martha Stewart was the spokeswoman in the infomercial promoting the growth and sale of micro-midgets!

by fatassbuddabelly July 18, 2006

a midget's throw

the distance a midget can throw something. a baby step. an incredibly short distance. very, very close. on the brink.

"I sooooo hornywasted. I'm a midget's throw away from drunk dialing my ex. What to do?"

"To don't. Take it easy sleezy."

or

"That girl's so crazy mean, she's a midget's throw away from pyschobitch."

by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009