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A euphemism used by author David Icke for the Jewish population.
"The lizards control the world."
by Chaim Lebowitz December 29, 2003
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lizard people territory

A description of a political or other belief held by less than 6% of the population, meaning it is politically nearly irrelevant, and likely either crazy or way ahead of its time. Based on the fact that 6% of Americans believe in lizard people.
"Support for Martin O'Malley is in lizard people territory."

"After 9/11, pointing out that George Bush got our country attacked on his watch was in lizard people territory."
by QuinnMallory October 18, 2015
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Max and the Slippery Lizards

also known as the storytelling gypsies, this team basically depends on one player to win all their games and laughs at people with broken legs and leprechauns.
That goalie for Max and the Slippery Lizards is so hot!!

yea shes a babe. I'm gonna hit her in the face with the ball now.
by dickheads123 February 12, 2009
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Lizard

A lizard is a person of the bisexual orientation. Lizards differentiate greatly from their fellow humans, the Kitty, the Goat, and the Ram. Some lizards will transform into kitties or goat/rams at some point in their lives.
Susan: Oh no...I really liked it when Mary was eating my vagina.

Paul: Well thats cool...that means you can still have sex with me and you can also have sex with Mary. You're the perfect little Lizard!
by Masterpp4u January 2, 2006
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lizard

to be done to a very high standard, or to get a brilliant result from doing a task or job.
you pulled that one off a beauty man, that wuz lizard..!!
as the ball came to him he jumped in the air and cuaght it in spectacular style, turned a shouted.. "WOOOOOOOO, LIZAAAARD..!!"
by ginga chin..! January 3, 2008
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Lizard

An totally hot, awesome and kick arse mutant from my favourite movie, The Hills Have Eyes (body count 17!). He is so named Lizard because of his almost supernatural agility, and because of the chain of spikes he uses to cause car accidents (as well as hit stupid people with) when he is not using it it drags behind him like a lizard tail. He also shoots people with a magnum. He is very thin, but extremely strong and muscular. He is disfigured with a cleft lip and a deformed jaw, which I think only adds to his legendaryness.
Lizard is the one of the leaders of Jupiter's clan in The Hills Have Eyes, he is also the most violent.
by Lizardlovesme17 January 6, 2009
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Lizard

To lounge around the dorm like a lizard, being lazy, not going to class, watching tv, listening to music, talking to your boyfriend, staying out all night. Generally screwing up your college career.
She is such a lounge lizard. She never goes to class. She'll flunk out next semester and end up in some two-year business school.
by Bagitbabe October 12, 2008
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