Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.
1. One who believes they know everything about anything.
2. Cannot spell their name right.
3. Doesn't shut up.
4. Has problemsaccepting their age.
I love to walk everyday. I pretend to know martial arts and often physically fight with my lover, who I met online. Man, I'm such a purrfect lightening.
Lady sleeps with man in a hotel, he falls asleep, she comes downstairs and picks up another (this is the part referred to as Moon lighting), sleeps with him and then goes back to the original.