Lowe's Lemonade Stand

The act of dipping your pen in the company ink. Lowe's is a cheap lemonade stand for married people to have sex with other married or unmarried individuals. Therefore you are involved with a 25 cent hooker.

Alfred was recently wed as he acquired his position at Lowe's. Once a team member he engaged in the act of the Lowe's Lemonade Stand, impregnating two girls. He realized it was a cheap free for all.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

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If it's swimmin put a lemon.

A restaurant phrase used when a garnish or lemon is placed with a dish that has some sort of fish.

Cook: "Order up!"
Server: "Thanks dude."

Cook: "Hey man, If it's swimmin put a lemon."

by hey miss! September 30, 2009

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fergalicious lemon bars

the code word to notify someone that their undergarments, particularly the bra, is showing

(when your friends bra is showing)
Carolina! Fergalicious Lemon Bars!

by pablo guccierez October 16, 2008

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Lemon

Basically, to describe a person(s) who is or is known do be a dumb arse or that does dumb shit. Originated from 'Slot Machines' and spinning up Lemons = a shit spin/result etc.

Example 1.
Mate 1 : "Dude, Damo got so drunk last night he spewed all over the floor"

Mate 2: "What a fucking Lemon"

Example 2.

Driving in your car and getting cut off - "Learn to drive you fucking lemon!"

by CaptainND February 18, 2014

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Lemon

Something like a camel toe, but smooth

"Good God Lemon!"
"Sorry, I guess I'm not up with the lingo.. but... 'lemon'? Is it something like a camel toe, but smooth? I am completely ignorant, here."

by antagonym May 9, 2015

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