Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say? 

You say this when you ask a Question and someone Answers with "I Don't Know". Then you say "Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?" Then you have a great feeling in your stomach and the other person feels like a stupido. Haha lib.

Tom: Yo, What Time Is It?
Jerry: I Don't Know
Tom: Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?
Jerry: Dude...
Tom: Well, You Should Know!
Jerry: Ok, I'll Go Check
Tom: Better!
Jerry: Haha.
Tim: Haha.

Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say? by MarioCanDoAnything January 22, 2010

you oughtta know 

one of the best alanis songs that practically bitch-slaps her ex for fucking up their relationship cause he couldn't keep it in his pants or something..

song really says it all man

you oughtta know by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

i don't know 

something you can say to ANY QUESTION EVER.
this can never fail, especially if you weren't paying any attention to what the dude was saying in the first place

NICK: ayyyy what up, mayne?!
ME: i don't know.

LISA: where'd you get that haze from?
ME: i don't know.

AARON: DUDE!!! is that my wife under you??!!?!?!?
ME: i don't know.

LISA: is that a mexican in your room?
ME: i don't know.

i don't know by ilikethatpanda June 15, 2010

ya know 

1)A phrase said by an individual who doesn't know exactly what to say to a question.

2)A phrase said by an individual that can be said after any statement whatsoever in order to form a question of acknowledgment, and it tends to always fit in with the statement.

1) "What time is Betty coming over tonight?"
"Oh, ya know.."

2)"This house gets really scary at night, ya know?"
"Bob's wife is a bit senile these days, ya know?"

ya know by Tom and Cameron February 18, 2006

if you know what i mean 

When added to the end of a sentence makes the reader/listener look for a second meaning.

Also used to provoke confusion when there is no second meaning.

You can add "if you know what i mean" to the end of the sentence to make the reader look for a second meaning, if you know what i mean.

if you know what i mean by hackaralho December 31, 2010

they don't know

Song originally made by Paul Wall, Mike Jones and Bun B talking about Texas and Houston in particular, and how people from else where "don't know about" things from Texas and Houston. Has been remixed into songs like "They Still Don't Know" by Paul Wall, Archie Lee and Lil Keke.

"They don't know about H-Town,
They don't know about Screw sound,
They don't know about already, what's the deal and holdin it down"
- Lil Keke

they don't know by Tanderson April 14, 2006

Takes One To Know One

The worst and most pathetic comeback in the world.

"You're a whore."
"Takes one to know one!"
"That doesn't change the fact that you spread your legs for money."

Takes One To Know One by Treeeees January 25, 2010