R. Kelly

R. Kelly is an R&B rapper who is a pedophile and rapes underage girls.

R. Kelly is used in a joke told to an person that is underage (can be told to person over consent but the joke wouldn’t be as funny) because he raped underage girls or told to a person who does very weird stuff.

“R. Kelly is gonna come get you”
“R. Kelly is waiting for you downstairs”
Told to an underage person

*Does something real weird*
“Bruh you like R. Kelly get away from me”

by weirdwushi March 13, 2019

Mac Kelly

A 14 year old basketball player in NC.Gets all the girls and eats shit skateboarding.Mac is known for playing like lamelo,Kobe,and Jamal Crawford.He hits threes from the volleyball line likes it’s nothing.

Mac Kelly-Mac sauce been breaking them bitches ankles.

by therealbuck1235 August 22, 2019

Kelly Hart

Straight up bitch, A coffee snob, super opinionated

Don't be like kelly hart.

by CaptWonderbread October 17, 2018

Fucking KELLY!

A phrase often used when something bad happens. It can be used to express frustration or anger at a situation.

I can't believe I've been stuck in this traffic for over an hour! FUCKING KELLY!

by testmail November 11, 2019

Mike Kelly

A person who is conceived by a Tokyo Drift.

I pulled my back out humping your mom. 9 months later I have a son named Mike Kelly.

by Cinker November 28, 2021

Kelly Conundrum

A threesome in which the sum total of two female participants is less than the age of the male

I’m pretty confident in my math skills so I had no idea that I’d end up in a Kelly Conundrum.

by earlytimes December 21, 2019

kelly girl

In the 1950’s if an office was short handed and needed someone to type and do other clerical work they could call a temporary work place Kelly girl and hire someone. That employee became known as a KELLY girl.

She is not a permanent employee, she is a Kelly girl.

by anonymous December 5, 2021