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Freckled jesus

Freckled Jesus:

Marco bodt from the anime Attack on Titan, known for his freckles. When Jean imagines Marco in front of him, a light shines behind Marco. That making Marco freckled jesus.
by TheNerdyMonstah January 2, 2014
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lesbian jesus

Hayley Kiyoko. One of the Holy Lesbian Trinity which includes Lesbian God, (Ellen), and Lesbian Holy Ghost, (Jane Lynch). She makes gay jams and every female within a twenty-mile radius to have an instant lady boner.
"Holy shit Lesbian Jesus must be somewhere near here because I have a huge lady boner"
by Winter Killjoy April 24, 2018
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fucktard jesus

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.
Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.
by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017
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Space Jesus

Prequel memer 1:Man I sure do love space Jesus

Prequel memer 2: Are you talking about Kenobi?
Prequel memer 1: obviously
by PonianYoutube July 20, 2020
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Jesus stud

The best kind of Jesus lover. The Christian everyone wants to be friends with. Gets all the nuns.
I heard he goes to church every day! He's such a Jesus stud!!
by nailanicolle September 16, 2016
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Jesus fuck

When something scares you so bad you can’t just say fuck
*jon jumps out from behind a car*

Lizzie:Jesus fuck!
by Destiny🥵 February 21, 2020
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Jesus Murphy

A phrase uttered by Canadians who stub their toes. By replacing "Christ" with "Murphy," these Canadians manage to avoid hell.
(toe is stubbed) Jesus Murphy!
by FNods May 20, 2012
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