Instagoal

A very easy goal in sports. A goal that should be scored not matter what. A free goal.

"I missed that shot"
"But it was an open net! That was an instagoal!"

by Ronaldo7 February 8, 2009

Instant Zen

LSD.

Dude, Adam brought over some crazy instant zen last night, I'm still trippin'.

by mighty legume April 19, 2009

instabonerific

It's all in the name. Something so goddamn hot you instantly get a boner. Just one look and BOING!

Megan Fox is totally instabonerific!

Susan Boyle is so not instabonerific....

by headbanger32894 August 13, 2009

Instabrag

The immediate posting of self congratulatory photos on Instagram with the sole intention of inspiring jealousy among followers. Post often includes the phrase "Are you jelly?"

Did you see Mike got sweet new wheels?

How could I miss it? Saw his Instabrag 1st thing.

Dude, sounds like you're jelly!

by cvboom April 8, 2013

installationship

The intense relationship one has when an app is first installed.

Mitch: Jim! I just downloaded this app! It's so good, I can't stop playing it in class.

Jim: cool story

*later*

Jim: Mitch, stop playing that game it sucks

Mitch: I think it's an installationship

by JJLyon September 7, 2013

instadvice

Advice on an instagram post, usually concerning which filter to use, what to caption it, whether or not to use squaready, etc.

"hey gurrl i need some instadvice, nashville or amaro."

"live on the fucking edgee, go for x-pro II. "

by coolblackguy1 January 13, 2014

instalegacy

Code created that becomes legacy code the moment it is written. Typically written by someone who has been allowed to code when they clearly shouldn't have been.

Woah! This new mobile-app code is instalegacy. Is that a GOTO?

by meadsteve March 2, 2014