Human Handcuff

When you are fisting a man or woman and they put gorilla glue around your wrist, sealing the fist inside of them and restricting the use of that hand.

Jeff: I can't hangout today
Roy: Why?
Jeff: Because my girlfriend put me in a Human Handcuff again.

by EkarcE11 May 2, 2015

humane

A narcissistic term used to described humans' perceptions of themselves. Can be used Ironically.

Nothing says "humane leadership" like Stalin's iron regime.

by BlueT September 30, 2017

Human Fall Flat

A game of puzzles and parkour were you play as a partially ragdoll like character (usually with other people) and you bully your friends with it too and lose those friends to go with it

Harry - Lets play some Human Fall Flat
George - Okay
10 minutes later
Harry - I'M GONNA KILL YOU STUPID ASS HOE ASS BITCH
George - NO I'M GONNA GET A HITMAN OFF THE DARK WEB AND KILL MYSELF AHHHHH

by Duckyleg April 9, 2020

human cancer

Right Wingers, christians , radical islamists, Libertardians and any non-liberal.

Those with backwards monkey values are human cancer.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 9, 2023

oliver human

A human named Oliver

i have a crush on Oliver human

by Oliver Human July 18, 2017

main human

The main character of the entire human race. Centre of attention even for just breathing. According to credible scholars, the one and only main human is Kim Taehyung.

Everyone agrees that Taehyung is the main human.

by Official UrbanDictionary January 13, 2021

Human

one of the only animals that reproduces in group of 3 or more humans, they call this practice "orgies"
there is still no explanation for this practice, they just seem to like it

"yesterday, I fucked 2 girls big time" the human sez

by anorphirith December 7, 2006