hitch

when you fuck up or trip. usually when you are drunk or high. you can also verbal hitch, when you mess up your words. if you hitch and someone calls you on it u gotta touch metal or whoever called it can hit you.

that was a huge hitch!!

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

hitchiker

A little piece of poo stuck on your butt hole that stays there for a while
or a bug hanging on to your clothes

"oh looks like you've got a hitchiker"

by Mikmelhan September 22, 2005

down the hatch

The act of easing your cock into an open and willing mouth, and then easing it in and out.

That damn phloosie wanted a piece, so I slid that peezy don the hatch. She took all 9 inches!

by Uberpimp May 13, 2005

Hitch-father

secular version of a godfather, who teaches a child not what to think, but how to think.

In Memory of Christopher Hitchens (1949 - 2011)

"His Hitch-father explained that circular reasoning is not evidence for the validity of the Bible."

by theirishfrog December 26, 2011

Mary Miles Hitchcock

My bestfriend..... uhh yeahh..

BEAUTIFUL
AMAZING
FUNNY
LAUGHY
COOL
AWESUMMMM............ i love trying on her moms precious clothes... its so fun!! I am going to miss this girl so much when I leave... :(

MadiLYN: i LOVE MARY MILES HITCHCOCK!!

by Maddie21 November 15, 2011

hatchet wound

a females reproductive organ, in the way it could kind of resemble

her pussy looked like a hatchet wound

by matt von March 8, 2008

hatchet

synonomous with "bullseye!"

"watch me hit this free throw, HATCHET!"

by P. Gryphenz June 7, 2003